You might be wondering, "why the sarcastic remark?" about Lindsay Lohan based on the picture to the right. If you've seen pictures of Lindsay recently then you know she looks absolutely nothing like the picture that was taken to publicize "Mean Girls." She was, by the way, incredibly hot in that movie and I, along with every male who could get wood, was counting down the days until her 18th birthday. Many a straight man couldn't wait to lay some pipe in that! She had a great body and a rack you could lay your head on and take a nap. Then something happened and she became this strung out, alcoholic who went to rehab to supposedly get people off her back. She's looking haggard nowadays with her continuous drinking and drugging. I bet this girl's vagina looks like a bear trap these days and you could probably drive a Mack truck through her dookie chute. I'm thinking guys are obsessed with her because all you need to do is flash a little coke in her face and she'll be on her knees milking your prostate in no time at all. With so many hot little pieces of booty on the list just behind her (Ali Larter, Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera) how was it this flake ascended to the top spot. The only question about Lindsay Lohan is when she's going to die, which at her current pace should be some time before the end of the year.
15 May 2007
THIS is Maxim's #1 in their Hot 100?!
You might be wondering, "why the sarcastic remark?" about Lindsay Lohan based on the picture to the right. If you've seen pictures of Lindsay recently then you know she looks absolutely nothing like the picture that was taken to publicize "Mean Girls." She was, by the way, incredibly hot in that movie and I, along with every male who could get wood, was counting down the days until her 18th birthday. Many a straight man couldn't wait to lay some pipe in that! She had a great body and a rack you could lay your head on and take a nap. Then something happened and she became this strung out, alcoholic who went to rehab to supposedly get people off her back. She's looking haggard nowadays with her continuous drinking and drugging. I bet this girl's vagina looks like a bear trap these days and you could probably drive a Mack truck through her dookie chute. I'm thinking guys are obsessed with her because all you need to do is flash a little coke in her face and she'll be on her knees milking your prostate in no time at all. With so many hot little pieces of booty on the list just behind her (Ali Larter, Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera) how was it this flake ascended to the top spot. The only question about Lindsay Lohan is when she's going to die, which at her current pace should be some time before the end of the year.
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