Holy shit. It seems people have reached new lows. As if America wasn't obese enough, visitors to the lovely Vegas strip are actually renting mobility scooters--like the ones you see in Wal-Mart for the disabled. Normal citizens are renting these bad boys because they don't want to walk on the now-extended strip. The first thing wrong with the guy in the picture is he's wearing a jersey and he's not at a Texas game. Second, it looks like he's about one Krispy Creme away from taking a dirt nap. Every person who comes in to rent one that doesn't have a disability should get a mallet to the kneecap. NOW you're handicapped, ass fuck.I'm equally annoyed by the people who say they believe it's unethical for healthy, able-bodied people to rent the scooters. Now that's just annoying. These are the same people who don't believe we should keep score for youth sports. In the cnn.com article someone compared it to parking in a handicap spot. One difference--PARKING IN A HANDICAP SPOT IS ILLEGAL!! One girl was shown point to her four-inch heels when asked why she was riding a scooter. How about you stop looking like a whore who will toss your salad for a $20? And then there was some ass clown who said it was immoral and you couldn't pick up chicks in one. Guess whose picture wasn't shown in the article? That's right...it was this guy, who is probably 5'0" and weighs in at a deuce-and-a-half.
Seriously though, America, get off your ass.
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