If you don't know who this is, don't worry, you're not alone. It's Miss Universe from last year, but unless you're related to her or banging her you don't really care. A friend of mine was wondering if I was watching the pageant going on tonight. I know, I didn't realize it was on either. When I said no her argument was any straight guy should be watching because of all the beautiful women. Ummmmm, not really. I don't know any straight guys who are watching this unless there is one TV in the house or they're trying to get some from their significant other. All a guy needs is an Internet connection or Skinemax to know these beauty pageants don't mean shit to guys anymore. Time was you had to sneak a magazine, watch this crap, or hope for a possible nipple shot in the lingerie section of a JC Penney catalog (from what Jon the Socialist Gambler has told me). Now you've got 80 million porn sites, mags like FHM/Stuff/Maxim, and Skinemax or some of the reality shows on HBO. The only way people are going to check out a girl like Miss Universe '06 is online to see if there are some promiscuous pics. Who knew the name of Miss America before it was revealed there were of photos of her making out with other girls? Then it was off to the web to find videos or pics in order to "do the deed." Whenever Playboy has some spread of a former beauty pageant--that's when people care. Not too many straight guys were looking for pics of Teri Polo (most of you are probably going "who?"--she was the chick in Meet the Parents) until she showed up in Playboy. Would guys rather look at a picture of Jessica Biel in a business suit or a tiny tank top and thong? Nuff said. You want to make these pageants watchable? Give us some nudity or a cat fight or, if possible, some making out. Then we might give a shit.
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