So the picture on the left is Star Jones. And the picture on the right is Star Jones. Slight difference, right? Not only did her waistline drop, but her face stopped looking the size of a stop sign. It looks like someone put a mouth and eyes on a frying pan. Soon after she returned from a "leave of absence" from The View, she was suddenly skinny. People insisted she had gastric bypass surgery, but Star maintained she did it through diet and exercise only. Right. Nobody goes from a size 100 to a size 4 (these are generic figures because I have no idea about women's clothes sizes) overnight. Well, Star Jones has finally admitted she did have a little help. Apparently Star was afraid of what people might think if she told them she had the procedure done. Ummmm, I'm sure most people would think you're a fug, stuck up bitch. Which is pretty much what people thought when you were giant tub of monkey crap. This revelation is about as surprising as Rosie O'Donnell finally coming out. It's like we have all of the evidence and we're just wanting the suspect to confess. Maybe it's because no one gives a shit about her and she feels the need to get back in the spotlight again. Give me a break. And if you're thinking, "Man, I'd fuck her now," just remember this chick weighed over 3 bills at some point which means her body looks like lava that's cooled and you can see all of the folds and rolls. I bet you've got a softy now...
So the picture on the left is Star Jones. And the picture on the right is Star Jones. Slight difference, right? Not only did her waistline drop, but her face stopped looking the size of a stop sign. It looks like someone put a mouth and eyes on a frying pan. Soon after she returned from a "leave of absence" from The View, she was suddenly skinny. People insisted she had gastric bypass surgery, but Star maintained she did it through diet and exercise only. Right. Nobody goes from a size 100 to a size 4 (these are generic figures because I have no idea about women's clothes sizes) overnight. Well, Star Jones has finally admitted she did have a little help. Apparently Star was afraid of what people might think if she told them she had the procedure done. Ummmm, I'm sure most people would think you're a fug, stuck up bitch. Which is pretty much what people thought when you were giant tub of monkey crap. This revelation is about as surprising as Rosie O'Donnell finally coming out. It's like we have all of the evidence and we're just wanting the suspect to confess. Maybe it's because no one gives a shit about her and she feels the need to get back in the spotlight again. Give me a break. And if you're thinking, "Man, I'd fuck her now," just remember this chick weighed over 3 bills at some point which means her body looks like lava that's cooled and you can see all of the folds and rolls. I bet you've got a softy now...
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