10 July 2007

Miss New Jersey being blackmailed...yawn

First, this is Miss New Jersey. I know, she's not all that. Her face looks a little like a "slow" kid made it out of clay. She's a 1, but I wouldn't go out of my way to get at her naughty bits. Anyways, someone is apparently blackmailing her with some photos. If she doesn't give up her crown the photos will be made public. I hope this is someone's attempt at drumming up a little interest in an irrelevant "un"event, the Miss America pageant. The minute she said there was no nudity, pornography, or underage drinking every guy changed the channel. Why not just release these photos if there's nothing bad? Just call the blackmailer's bluff by making them public and getting it over with. End of story. Unless she's deep throating a beer bottle, smoking some crack, or doing a couple of guys at once who cares?

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