02 July 2007

Be on high alert!

This is a warning for all hetero males. If you're walking around outside with a boner in your pants and this thing is walking toward you do not look in its direction or your dick will turn to dust. In case you're wondering who this is it's Sharon Stone. Many a man beat off to her role in Basic Instinct. We gladly would've taken an ice pick to throat for the chance to give her a pearl necklace. Now I wouldn't even fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.

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