You know, when you've got a rack this big it's hard to not think she's innocent. Of course, she's at it again and is saying she wasn't doing drugs--she was holding them for someone. I can believe that because if there's one thing Lindsay does hold it's lots of guy's sperm. I bet her crotch looks like like a fluffernutter with the sperm bank worth of baby batter she's got crammed up there. At least she's not trying to get out of the fact she was boozing it up considering her blood alcohol was .12.Legal experts are saying she should tell the judge she wants to go back to rehab because if she is convicted then the rehab time would count toward her sentence. I say fuck that. Any judge with a law degree from DeVry would see through that shit. This bitch needs to do some seriously hard time. And considering it's been rumored Lindsay like to tear up the carpet why would she care? Some expert is saying she needs to stop partying, get new friends, and change her habits. Wow. That's some expert. For the single guys, use a similar technique when a chick doesn't want to take it in the back door. "Don't worry, baby, the more lube you use the less it's going to hurt. Why would I lie to you? Our relationship is too important."
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