02 July 2007

Patience is a virtue

There are few things I regret in life, but one of them has to be dumping this girl. She fell for me during an elementary school trip and we hit it off. I was too busy pulling her hair and playing with my GI Joe action figures. She wanted something more serious, but I wasn't ready. If only I'd known this would happen. In case you're wondering who the girl with giant feedbags it's Jodie Sweetin who played Stephanie Tanner on "Full House." Yes, I know what you're thinking...who pulls a girl's hair unless she's naked on all fours?

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