The New Seven Wonders of the World
So on Saturday night the new seven wonders of the world were revealed. I won't tell you what they are because you can read. Over 90 million people voted on 21 different sites, which allegedly caused some server issues. 90+ million people voted which means over 5.9 billion people don't give a fuck. Seriously, who cares? How much effort did people put into this and the idiotic extravaganza announcing the new wonders? Imagine what could've been done with that money to help people. Instead we have to put up with this kind of stupidity. Here's a wonder--how I got a winning smile, great body, and huge cock. Some people can't believe my luck, but when you're the length of a cucumber and the thickness of a Coke can it's a handicap. Believe me.
No comments:
Post a Comment