Wearing your hat backwards

I was at the golf course a couple of weekends ago and I saw something rather disturbing. A guy easily in his early 40s was sporting his hat backwards. As if that wasn't bad enough, his hat was easily at a 45-degree angle. Both things are very wrong and for the same reason: age. Unless you're a professional athlete or sitting at home alone, there is no reason At 30, the days of wearing your hat backward have gone the way of wearing your letterman's jacket (which went away the second you graduated from high school--stop hanging on).

And as an adult under 30 make sure your hat is perpendicular to the ground please. You can wear your hat at a 45-degree angle if you still have a paper route. Otherwise, straighten it out. It's an inverse relationship really. The higher in age you get the lower the angle of your hat should be. Follow this simple formula and you won't look like an idiot.