Why?

This has been bugging me for a while. Guys love to leave the toilet seat up--and I don't have a problem with that because I do it a bit. At home, though, I've been well conditioned by the wife to make sure the seat is always down. Now this is fine, but in a public restroom I wish the seats in the stalls were up. We do it all the time and home, but when you need to pinch a loaf there's piss all over the toilet seat. Talk about agony when you're all ready to let the turtle out and suddenly you have to reel it in because of the urine-soaked toilet seat. And you can wipe it off all you want, but the idea of putting your bare ass on something that's been tainted is too much to bear. Talk about a major case of gut rot.