06 September 2007

Nicole Kidman...

I read Nicole Kidman admit she was engaged between religious psycho Tom Cruise and former alcoholic (or was it druggie? Who cares) Keith Urban. My reaction: so? Does anyone care about this chick? This picture makes her look like some kind of reptile. I can't remember a time when this girl was hot--try eating a steak, you fucking waif! If I was the "man in question" I wouldn't want my name getting out. Banging Nicole would be like banging a piece of plywood with a couple of holes in it except the piece of plywood doesn't lay there as much.

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