What the fuck, over?

Why and how? Why and how did get Paris get released from prison after serving three days? She's going to serve 40 days under house arrest a la Martha Stewart. This is such bullshit. I'd love to hear someone explain this one away. Gotta love the double standards for pieces of monkey shit like her. Apparently, she was having panic attacks and suffering from depression. Uh, no shit--IT'S PRISON! You don't skip and whistle when you go into the slammer, people! Nobody is happy to go to prison. Now every person who has a nervous breakdown can use this as an example of why they shouldn't be locked up. Kill a man? Nervous breakdown, house arrest. She was apparently suicidal at one point. Here's how you fix that: give her a noose, a loaded gun, a bunch of sleeping pills, a car with a hose sticking out the pipe... Imagine how many fewer VD cases we'd have in this country.

UPDATE--It looks like Paris will be back in court Friday morning. The judge who sentenced this skeez to jail time will review whether or not she needs to go back into the slammer. Apparently plenty of people are pissed that the LA County Sheriff's department is once again kissing celebrity ass by releasing Hilton early.