And here I thought I was God's only perfect human being. Then I see this photo, along with some others, of Jessica Biel taking out the trash in a robe and some fuzzy slippers. I would seriously give up red meat to see her naked. I bet she would look hot sawing the third leg off the stool. Taking out the trash and dressed in a robe says she's down to earth and is like most Americans. The zebra slippers can only mean she's a serious wildcat in the sack. If you're going to do the hibbity-dibbity with Jessica make sure you stretch properly.
06 June 2007
Is this America's hottest piece of ass?
And here I thought I was God's only perfect human being. Then I see this photo, along with some others, of Jessica Biel taking out the trash in a robe and some fuzzy slippers. I would seriously give up red meat to see her naked. I bet she would look hot sawing the third leg off the stool. Taking out the trash and dressed in a robe says she's down to earth and is like most Americans. The zebra slippers can only mean she's a serious wildcat in the sack. If you're going to do the hibbity-dibbity with Jessica make sure you stretch properly.
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Excellent commentary on an emotionally charged social issue...
I happen to be in agreement, it takes courage to be the first one to say what everyone else thinks.
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