These are Paris Hilton's supporters

If you're a Paris supporter, take a look at some of your fellow comrades. Yikes. I would say these three people have never gotten laid, but these chicks have probably done some nasty things to get a little, but the last time the dude saw a vagina was when he was born. Actually, it sounds like the two lovely ladies have a lot in common with Paris Hilton. Seriously though, if these are the people hanging outside of my prison I'm asking to have my sentence extended because it's obvious the two ladies want to eat me. And check out the FUPA on the girl in white! I'd rather stick my dick in a pool full of piranhas...