Waking from a nightmare

Staring at these two ladies is like looking at two undead zombies or what a schizophrenic might see. I never thought Renee Zellweger and limp dick would go together, but it's happened. I really hate it when a bitch lets herself go. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she's wearing her Joker Halloween costume. Looking at that makes me throw up in my mouth. I'd rather stick my dick in molten lava than anywhere near that v nest.