It's true, everyone. I have a serious medical condition that I want to tell you all about. It seems I suffer from priapism. For those of you that don't know priapism is a boner that lasts longer than four hours--frankly, why you'd have a woodie for that long without doing something about it is crazy talk. At the 30-minute mark it's time to beat your meat like it owes you money. I believe Jessica Biel is the culprit. She's such a hot piece, people. I bet if you saw her snatch the heavens would open up and a ray of light from heaven would shine down upon it.
21 June 2007
I have a medical condition
It's true, everyone. I have a serious medical condition that I want to tell you all about. It seems I suffer from priapism. For those of you that don't know priapism is a boner that lasts longer than four hours--frankly, why you'd have a woodie for that long without doing something about it is crazy talk. At the 30-minute mark it's time to beat your meat like it owes you money. I believe Jessica Biel is the culprit. She's such a hot piece, people. I bet if you saw her snatch the heavens would open up and a ray of light from heaven would shine down upon it.
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