09 January 2008

This is why nobody likes you, LSU fan

You played a great game, LSU. Once again proving that the SEC is the best and deepest college football conference in the country. Now what most people may not know is that LSU fans are easily the most annoying college football fans in the country. I've been to my share of Auburn-LSU games and it gets ugly. I can remember driving home one night after a game and some drunk jackass was punching the hood of my car until some Auburn peeps came to the rescue. I don't know if there's a sober LSU fan. And that's why they play their games at night. Because you get 90,000 plus smashed fans in the stadium. Auburn's team bus has been shaken by fans before and some years back a player was mooned by a 60+ year old woman. I thought Florida fans were bad when Spurrier was around, but they are nothing compared to the LSU disciples. You only need to look at the picture here to see why they are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. Is Ohio State a big rival? No. Was there a lot of smack talk the weeks leading up to the game--it seemed like it was barely talked about. And yet these three idiots have the balls to goad a bunch of Ohio State fans in an obviously predominant OSU section! It's obvious from the photo the two guys are retarded. The dude on the right is probably a mouth breather (someone who always has their mouth open, making them look like an idiot). And the girl in the middle (if she's a real woman) is a prostitute. She's bent over and has her mouth open, which leads me to believe she's spent much of her adult and teen years in this position. Perhaps she was "escorting" these two lucky fellas before giving them the gift of the HIV. And what's up with the OSU fan on the far left? He looks like an extra from "Staying Alive".

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