Has hit rock bottom and begun to dig

If you've been anywhere near a news channel you've seen that Britney Spears was in some kind of standoff with cops after refusing to turn her kids over to K Fed's posse. There are reports she was high on drugs and tried to commit suicide. This no-talent ass clown's demise is like Michael Jackson's except that dude had some talent.

Of course all of the talk shows are trying to determine what has gone wrong and if this is an epidemic among our young teen Hollywood stars. What these people have forgotten is the only thing Americans like more than an underdog story is watching a successful person crash and burn. It's American as apple pie!