27 August 2007

Please so I can retire

I don't normally ask for much. I have a great wife, great looks, and a big package. So it's obvious I've got most of what I need. The problem is that I can be a bit lazy. I'm not crazy about my job and so winning the $250 million jackpot in Tuesday night's Mega Millions drawing would be huge. I'd love to get a job I enjoy, but they don't seem to pay much for a hack golfer who happens to be a sarcastic smart ass so any extra help I can get would be just peachy.

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