Feeling weird

You ever eat a big, greasy meal and then the next day your reliving it by blowing ass everywhere you go? And you know it's going to be bad when the farts start to burn and you know it's only a matter of time. And then two days after the big meal you're suddenly hit with those stomach pains that make you duck walk to the nearest bathroom so you can spackle the inside of a toilet? Me either. And isn't it odd how sometimes you're in the stall and someone is in the one next to you and the stalls seem way to narrow and you're afraid to make any moves even though it's obvious what both of you are doing? I didn't think so either.