You might be wondering what the blog title has to do with this picture of Hayden Whatshername, but give me a sec and you'll understand. As you've read on here, I have been heralding the coming of August 21st, the first day you can legally get a blumpkin (just Google it) from Hayden. And with legs like that gay guys would be lining up to give her a mustache ride. So it seems like hetero males and raging dykes have been waiting for this girl's birthday and it's almost too much to bear. Kinda like being on a long drive and prairie dogging it because there isn't a bathroom for miles. That lesson was free.
14 August 2007
Like prairie dogging it...
You might be wondering what the blog title has to do with this picture of Hayden Whatshername, but give me a sec and you'll understand. As you've read on here, I have been heralding the coming of August 21st, the first day you can legally get a blumpkin (just Google it) from Hayden. And with legs like that gay guys would be lining up to give her a mustache ride. So it seems like hetero males and raging dykes have been waiting for this girl's birthday and it's almost too much to bear. Kinda like being on a long drive and prairie dogging it because there isn't a bathroom for miles. That lesson was free.
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