31 August 2007

My argument about shitty music is made stronger

Unfortunately, I heard Britney Spears' new single today and I almost drove my car into incoming traffic. Horrible. After seeing pictures like the one here you realize this bitch can't do the sexy thing anymore with that stupid, breathy voice. Her ass has more lumps in it than mashed potatoes. It looks like someone stuffed a bunch of jello in a bag...I'm gonna go throw up now.

2 comments:

JCtheVol said...

You are sooo wrong. Keep up the cool blog. I love it...so do my co-workers. JCtheVol

Felix said...

Thanks and thanks for getting other readers into it, although the wife would say you're just encouraging me!