A-Rod is a disappointment...

...as a man. Turns out A-Rod is banging Madonna. This dude makes more money than some small-market baseball teams. The guy can't come through in the clutch in the playoffs, but you'd figure he'd at least be able to get a hot piece of ass. Remember the blonde stripper with the tig ol' bitties he was seen with in Toronto? Hottie. Madonna looks like Skeletor nowadays. I believe she made a deal with the devil and he's slowly taking away her soul and she must feed on fresh blood or else whither away to nothing, which seems like it's happening. Good luck keeping your dick from falling off, buddy.