The truth behind Romo's thumb injury

My buddy, Derek, was pretty upset over the shitty performance his Cowboys put on in front of a national audience. Of particular note was the pathetic play of Tony Romo. Here was his line: 13 for 36, 214 yards, 0 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. Ouch. That doesn't inspire too much confidence and hopefully this doesn't stick in his mind heading into the playoffs. This is the second shitty performance he's had when he had a lady friend in attendance. First was Carrie Underwood and then Sunday it was Jessica Simpson.

During the game Tony Romo suffered an injury to his right thumb. My sources have told me, however, the injury occurred Saturday night. Apparently, the head Romosexual tried to give Jessica the shocker. She jerked away with his thumb still her in dookie chute. Tony, you need to start with something a little small next time--no sense in tearing something on the girl the first time out!