19 December 2007

The Spears girls are whores

Looks the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Sweet little 16-year old Jamie Lynn spears is pregnant with her first (maybe?) child. In a previous interview she mentioned how she didn't have a boyfriend and she just had guys she hung out with. Whoa. Looks like Jamie Lynn decided to beat Britney to the punch. Who knows how long she's been giving up the 'tang like government cheese in the projects.

The dude who deposited his baby batter in little JL is 18, which means her dad should be cutting off his balls and feeding them to him. Nothing will probably happen and yet in Georgia a kid was put away for just getting a BJ.

JL says she's going to raise the baby in Louisiana "so it can have a normal family life." I guess this means she'll be running around barefoot while playing the banjo and drinking from a milk jug.

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