12 December 2007

Tara Reid is still fug

It's tough being naturally good looking--I should know. We're a rare flower. So it's tough when you see Hollywood "stars" who used to be hot reduced to this. Stay indoors unless you've got a makeup team prepping you. Like this picture of Tara Reid. Her stomach looks like someone spread peanut butter on a slice of bread. I wouldn't touch that with Osama bin Laden's dick.

And, Jennifer Love, you're fat and you're not a size 2. Maybe you were wearing a size 2 bikini bottom for your size 8 ass and thunder thighs. If you're so beautiful and have a great body why is it the Hanes commercial only shows you from the waist up unless you're in a dress?

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