04 October 2007

What's wrong with Erin Andrews?

If you like sports and have a penis then chances are you know who the hell Erin Andrews is. And, if you're like me, you definitely like what you see. Hot chick who covers sporting events. What does that mean? It means a nice piece of arm candy who can get you sideline tickets to any sporting event you want. Does it get much better than that?! I've tried to see if this prize piece is spoken for, but there isn't even a promise ring on that finger. So I have to ask: what's wrong with Erin Andrews? Bad breath? Hair on her back? A little odorous down below? Does it look like you're pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich once you get the thong off (I have no doubt she's wearing a thong or some cheeky little boy shorts--daddy like)? Her single status is a mystery...

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