Atlanta has a new franchise!

Pop quiz: what do you get when you take a shitty sport and a shitty sports town? A WNBA expansion team! The opportunity for an expansion franchise popped up because no one gave a rat's ass about the Charlotte team and it folded in '06. So what better way of losing money than moving a team to Atlanta, which is quite possible THE WORST sports town in America. If you're running from the police and need to find some place where nobody will look--go to Philips Arena during an Atlanta Hawks game. The Hawks have one of the worst attendance records among NBA teams. They don't give a shit about the Falcons and you could buy first-round playoff tickets to Braves games on the day of the game. Atlanta's a great town otherwise, but if you need to lose money fast so your wife doesn't get it in the divorce invest in a WNBA team.

You could have WNBA players play naked and nobody would show up unless you like women who might have a penis. Nothing but a bunch of nappy-headed hoes playing in the league. Wait a minute. Was that racist? No--I hate all women equally (except my wife of course).