09 October 2007

Marion Jones is sorry and she's retiring

By now I'm sure you know Marion Jones admitted to taking steroids leading up to the 2000 Olympics. Today she returned her five medals to the USOC, which was the right thing to do. Jones of course had to give the new standard excuse for all steroid users--"I didn't know what my trainer was giving me...I thought it was flaxseed oil." Marion also announced she was retiring from track and field competition, which was like a convicted sex offender saying they were going to retire from babysitting small children. No shit! Here's the one thing that can't seem to be answered by anyone. With all of that money from endorsements, Marion Jones couldn't see a dentist about that messed up grill?

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