09 October 2007

Lindsay Lohan has a gift

Hollywood's human sperm bank, Lindsay Lohan, says she's changing her ways with the realization coming after she got busted for possessing the booger sugar. Or maybe it was after her second stint--or was it third--stint in rehab. Anyways, she tells OK magazine her talent is a gift and she's going to use it. I'm guessing by talent she means taking a dude's cock and balls in her mouth at the same time without gagging.

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