Whose career is going down faster than a hooker paid $50?

That's right. It's Britney Spears. This is how I like to remember Britney Spears. A young, tasty piece with a tight everything. The chick wasn't very talented--it was the body. Throw some heavy breathing singing and a techno-hip hop track and there you go. Nothing more, nothing less. And now the magazines think it's her shitty family history that's the reason for her sudden fall. There are LOTS of people with shitty families. There was a statement about her showing a reporter her fake ID during an interview when she was 17. Who WASN'T drinking at 17? Give me a break. And now there's a story about Britney Spears going into a store and trying on underwear in a store before walking out with a mannequin's wig. I'm sure it was her family that caused her to become a fat, bald, sloppy piece of shit who has zero parenting skills...