A 'Dancing with the Stars' Conspiracy?

I only watch this show for the hot piece of trim at the right, but I've noticed something when my wife is watching it using our DVR. How is Marie Osmond still on this show? First, she passes out after one of her routines. So that buys you an extra week with the sympathy vote. Then her dad dies, which of course buys her another week on the show even though she's clearly the worst dancer left on the show. I'm guessing Marie's handlers decided killing off another Osmond wouldn't produce the same results as her dad kicking the bucket. So how is she still on? The Mormons. Yes, Julianne (the talent in the picture) is Mormon, but it's obvious she's like the hot cousin from The Munsters to them--an oddity to be ridiculed and pitied. Marie Osmond is like their Queen and the giant Mormon behemoth will not be denied the chance for glory!