American Idol cuts another one

American Idol cut another contestant tonight which means they are now down to the touring 10 where you'll get to waste your money taking your kids to see people who will be working at Wendy's in 5 years. This lovely lady is Kristy Lee Cook who easily has to be the best thing to ever come out of Oregon next to Bandon Dunes Golf Resort. I'm sure there will be some controversy over why she made it through again despite being in he bottom two for what seems like the 20th straight week. Here's the reason--she's attractive. There isn't another chick on the show who comes close to touching the "talent" level of little Kristy. And that's why she's still alive--because guys ranging from age 16-35 need something to beat off to or else they'll stop watching the show. And a line like her Tuesday night "I can blow you out of your socks, and you know it," is sure to make for some very good masturbation material later when you're alone with your thoughts. Dirty.