Great photo

I don't care if this picture is fake...it's awesome and does have a hint of truth in it.

America's Best Place to Work

If you don't know who these ladies are then you live under a rock. They are what's part of a very positive trend with the television news networks--hot female newscasters. I for one am glad that we get to see such beautiful faces delivering shitty news every day. It's hard to pay attention and I think if two of these ladies were on the set at once Armageddon might break out. What guy isn't thinking about being the meat in one of these sandwiches? Workplaces with hot pieces of trim like this are a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen...

Shaq Diesel traded

If you didn't know Shaq was traded by the Heat to the Phoenix Suns for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks. Shaq's been out four of the last five weeks with a hip injury and doesn't seem to fit in at all with the fast-paced game the Suns play. It's unreal to me why they would give away two young guys for a 36-year old center who's well past his prime. We'll see if it pans out, but I wouldn't be surprised if Shaq misses half of the Suns' remaining games. If this trade results in a championship all the better, but I think the Spurs and Pistons have shown it's not about a bunch of superstars.

Anybody else suddenly feeling hungry?

First person who can't tell me the owner of this unbelievable pair of fun bags wins my respect.

How does this happen?

If you haven't heard Katharine McPhee married her dad over the weekend. Okay, he's not her dad, but she's 23 and he's 42! How in the hell does this happen? Is it drugs? Did he offer six cows to her parents? This is an upset right up there with Buster Douglas knocking out Mike Tyson. I'll never understand this type of thing and maybe that's just the way the world works, but this dude must know how to take care of the 'tang really well. There's just no way her ass belongs anywhere near his face.

According to People magazine, McPhee and Cokas met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir". Their union began as a friendship and blossomed when McPhee auditioned for American Idol later that year. So he wore her down. He's the guy friend who hung out with her all the time and you just knew he was her friend in the hopes he could get a little taste. Either that he just bugged her to go out with him until she finally just gave in. I'm familiar with that tactic--it's how I got my LCD TV!

Super Bowl XLII...yawn

I'm watching Mike & Mike in the Morning and they're talking up about the Super Bowl last night. They mentioned how it might be the best game ever. Maybe it's because I wasn't into the game (nobody I cared about was playing) this year, but I thought it was boring for the first three quarters. This was like watching a regular season college basketball game. I'll go do something and come get me for the last 5 minutes. I just thought it was some boring, boring, boring football. A great final quarter of course, but to me one quarter doesn't make an entire game.

"I'm Fucking Matt Damon"

Just when you think it can't better than the Big Ern vs. The Jesus movie trailer a little bit of heaven comes along to laugh your ass off. And, no, I'm not fucking Matt Damon--but for the right amount of money...